Well everyone, happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Aye ’tis a real thin’, ‘n ye can celebrate by natterin’ like a crazy pirate today.
So ahoy everyone, start natterin’ like a damn pirate, wha’ are ye waitin’ fer!?
(oh, if ye dunno how t’ natter like a pirate, ’tis a good source t’ begin wit’)
So get yer swashbucklin’ arses some rum ‘n a chest o’ this here gold from yer ‘X’ marked maps today!
Arrr Matey!!!